Hey there bubbs! Purple for best color, so already a cool kid in my book, and you should
totes get a cat, they are wonderfulstay far away from cats because they are satan’s minions at 6am
Yay, I’m cool! My mom was right!
I am well aware of their evil machinations in the name of Satan and what ever god or devil reeeeally really hates sleep. One of her cats would just start climbing up onto higher and higher places, knocking over more and more expensive things. I swear, that cat has an eerily accurate understanding of the value of objects.
Unfortunately, hes also adorable, so I am probably going to get one.